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05/09/12
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191 playsProud to present my second stand-up Comedy Special “One Time: Live At The Saratoga County Fair”
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“WHEN I WAS 16”
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When I was in school
nobody ever thought i was cool
all the girls thought i was gay
nobody ever cared about my birthday
i’d sit in my room all alone
no calls to my phone
i felt so invisiblei hate everyone
and everything
about my life
honestly
every night
i go to sleep
cause every day
depresses me
and i could tell you a story bout
when I was 16
never had a chance with the homecoming queen
halloween, the football team
egged my house
took a dump on my trampoline
i’d sit sit in my room all alone
i’m pissed off at my phone
i felt so invisiblei hate everyone
and everything
about my life
honestly
every night
i go to sleep
cause every day
depressed me and i could tell you a story bout
my life, my dreams
always picked last for the dodgeball team
my life, my world
i spun the bottle and i always got the fat girlwhen I was 16
when i was 16i hated everyone
and everything
now my life sucks equally
every night still go to sleep
cause every day
oh, i hate hate everyone
and everything
about my life
honestly
every night
i go to sleep
cause every day
depresses me
and i could tell you a story boutmy life, my dreams
always picked last for the dodgeball team
my life, my world
soon the bottle and i always got the fat girl
my life is hell
stuck sitting’ at the lunch table by myself
my life’s a bitch
report card never made it to the fridge
when i was 16
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